Animal Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'

'It's certainly the worst case of 'frog in my throat' I've ever seen!'

Marxist Elephant

Free Range Chicken.

Search: young fat cockerel.

Studying the effects of little white coats on laboratory rats.

Free Range Golfers

"Mighty Joe Young? I'll take it. Usually, I'm told look like Ernest Borgnine."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Rabbit being eaten.

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

"Let's start the polygraph test with an easy question — Are you a good boy?"

Fuanaholics - Boozed budgie,paralytic piglet, plastered playpus, tanked terrapin, legless lemur.

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

101 uses of a dead cat: Christmas decorations.

"If he's really your best friend, why did he have your tail cut off?"

Man enters store forbidding hoods, caps, smoking and dogs.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'My mother was a real bitch!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."