Animal Lovers With A Humorous Side Gifts

Cub-Hunting.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

Free Range Golfers

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

Marxist Elephant

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

Balding dog

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

Free Range Chicken.

With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

"Bark like nobody's listening."

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"Well, ungrateful human patients SUE their doctors. Mine just kick and bite!"

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

'So...We're not pilots!'

101 uses of a dead cat: Christmas decorations.

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

'Call me 'dear' one more time and I'm yanking those antlers out by the roots'

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

"Animals can't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes! Damn fake news!"

"He's my discomfort animal."

Rabbit being eaten.

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'