Animal Lovers With A Humorous Side Pillows

Cub-Hunting.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

Free Range Golfers

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

Balding dog

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

Free Range Chicken.

With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

"Well, ungrateful human patients SUE their doctors. Mine just kick and bite!"

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"Bark like nobody's listening."

"Animals can't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes! Damn fake news!"

'So...We're not pilots!'

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

"He's my discomfort animal."

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

Rabbit being eaten.

101 uses of a dead cat: Christmas decorations.

'Call me 'dear' one more time and I'm yanking those antlers out by the roots'

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Kangaroo and Periscope.