Animal Lover With A Humorous Side Pillows

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"He ran out of pee."

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'It's her signature dish.'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

Balding dog

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"Animals can't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes! Damn fake news!"

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.'

"When Human Resources said that we needed a more diverse workforce I'm not sure THAT'S what they meant!"

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'Are you going to remain quiet while I hit out of the rough, Dewey, or are you going to just stand there and make annoying growling noises?'

Good job we were still plugged in!

"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."