Animal Lover With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!'

'I have some pet peeves we need to discuss.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'Johnson's my name and leather's my game! I've got belts, I've got wallets, I've got shoes...'

Ostritch Gangsters.

Cattle Prod - Not tested on animals

"If you are paying us like penguins don't expect us to fly like reindeers."

Ostrich burrying his head in the golf course.

"Alright, who was it? I said no one is to make a peep!"

'I love to eat meat, I love to wear fur... Doc, I'm feeling guilty!!'

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

"Noah, we forgot the kitty litter."

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

"Remind me again, who's giving and who's receiving the heart valve?"

Oliver "Bugsy" Bigelow

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

'Are you going to remain quiet while I hit out of the rough, Dewey, or are you going to just stand there and make annoying growling noises?'

"Sure hope it's gluten free."

"Animals? Yes, sir, we're working on that."

Giraffe Trophy

Stoneage man vs hedgehog...

"C'mon... C'mon..."

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"When Human Resources said that we needed a more diverse workforce I'm not sure THAT'S what they meant!"

Honest Harry's Last Chance Pet Adoption...

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

"Can you do that with a southern accent?"

"If I'm not mistaken, she's carrying her husband."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one."

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"First I was sceptical about vegan food but now I really like it. In fact, this is my third vegan this week."

Hunter's Hat Shop

Your cholesterol is too high. How often do you have eggs?