Animal Lover With A Taste For Satire Pillows

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog Dressed to Eat

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"He ran out of pee."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'It's her signature dish.'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

Ostritch Gangsters.

"Well, ungrateful human patients SUE their doctors. Mine just kick and bite!"

"Bark like nobody's listening."

"Here come the suits."

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

"Who died?"

'Five day waiting period? Man, I need to resolve a conflict right now.'

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.'

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"When Human Resources said that we needed a more diverse workforce I'm not sure THAT'S what they meant!"

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!'