Animal Lover With A Taste For Satire Prints

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog Dressed to Eat

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"He ran out of pee."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'It's her signature dish.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

"It is the complete works of shakespeare alright but the pig's claiming he wrote them."

Ostritch Gangsters.

"Well, ungrateful human patients SUE their doctors. Mine just kick and bite!"

"Bark like nobody's listening."

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"Here come the suits."

'As a kid, whenever I was at a petting zoo, I got bit, butted and stomped on.'

Mrs. Claus finds a job for Santa's reindeer in the off season.

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

"Who died?"

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

'Five day waiting period? Man, I need to resolve a conflict right now.'

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

George Michael In The Toilet.

"When Human Resources said that we needed a more diverse workforce I'm not sure THAT'S what they meant!"