Animal Lover With Ironic Taste Pillows

"And I would life for the family to know that he didn't die in vain. He was delicious."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Actually I never loved you."

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Rattache

Animal worries.

Animal rescue center

Chippunks

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Definitely work-related."

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"We raise our beef humanely."

'It's her signature dish.'