Animal Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'

'It's certainly the worst case of 'frog in my throat' I've ever seen!'

Free Range Chicken.

Search: young fat cockerel.

Studying the effects of little white coats on laboratory rats.

Free Range Golfers

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Rabbit being eaten.

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

"Let's start the polygraph test with an easy question — Are you a good boy?"

Fuanaholics - Boozed budgie,paralytic piglet, plastered playpus, tanked terrapin, legless lemur.

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

101 uses of a dead cat: Christmas decorations.

"If he's really your best friend, why did he have your tail cut off?"

Man enters store forbidding hoods, caps, smoking and dogs.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'My mother was a real bitch!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'The day has come.'