Dog Fans With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"If you give me £1.00, I'll get him to eat your homework for you."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

Free Range Golfers

When Dogs Rule

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Marxist Elephant

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

"Get a life."

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

The bad news is, Fluffy ate the squeaker out of her toy. The good news is, it's going to sound hilarious coming out.

Free Range Chicken.

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

"At last, legislation allows cats and dogs to share the same litter box."

Rabbit being eaten.

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

Dogs playing strip poker.

"Don't make me beg."

101 uses of a dead cat: Christmas decorations.

"And have various, random strangers scratch behind your ears four times daily."

"He's my discomfort animal."

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.