Dog Fans With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"If you give me £1.00, I'll get him to eat your homework for you."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Free Range Golfers

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

When Dogs Rule

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"Get a life."

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Free Range Chicken.

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

Dogs playing strip poker.

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

"And have various, random strangers scratch behind your ears four times daily."

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

"Don't make me beg."

101 uses of a dead cat: Christmas decorations.

"He's my discomfort animal."

"At last, legislation allows cats and dogs to share the same litter box."

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

Rabbit being eaten.

"Animals can't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes! Damn fake news!"