Pet Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'...And this is no man's land!'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Doggy conductor

"He ran out of pee."

Free Range Golfers

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anatomy of a cat"

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

Dog Jogger

#NoJunk

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Free Range Chicken.

"Alternative lifestyle."

'This is the last time I take the dog out for a walk!'

Goldie playing chess. Check.

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...