Pet Owners With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"You will be going on a long walk."

Fish with a drinking problem.

'I sentence you to nine consecutive life terms.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"Dear HBO, I don’t really find it funny to hear the phrase ‘cat litter’ used for comedic purposes..."

"I just like these hooking-up apps for the swiping."

Goldie playing chess. Check.

"I ran out of masks and the dog didn't need this anymore, so. . ."

Skeleton playing fetch.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"You stop it, now!"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Dog Jogger

"Is our owner hot?"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Parrot annoying dog.

Polly want a cracker?

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

Cattery and kennels

Bad Dog

"Tonight I'm going to bury this sucker so far underground he'll never find it."

'Better get used to it. I was just appointed to nine life terms to the bench.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'