Pet Owners With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"You will be going on a long walk."

'I hate surprises!'

Cat and mouse.

Fish with a drinking problem.

'I sentence you to nine consecutive life terms.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"Dear HBO, I don’t really find it funny to hear the phrase ‘cat litter’ used for comedic purposes..."

"I just like these hooking-up apps for the swiping."

Goldie playing chess. Check.

"I ran out of masks and the dog didn't need this anymore, so. . ."

Skeleton playing fetch.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"You stop it, now!"

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Dog Jogger

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

Parrot annoying dog.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Is our owner hot?"

Polly want a cracker?

'Better get used to it. I was just appointed to nine life terms to the bench.'

Bad Dog