Humorous Pet Owners Mugs

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Skeleton playing fetch.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Cat and mouse.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'I hate surprises!'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Parrot annoying dog.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Dog Jogger

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

When Pugs dream.

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Polly want a cracker?