Humor-seeking Dog Owners Mugs

Skeleton playing fetch.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Cat and mouse.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'I hate surprises!'

Dog Jogger

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Goldie playing chess. Check.

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

Dog urinating on a work of art.

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

"He's my discomfort animal."

"You will be going on a long walk."

'I didn't come when called? Have you tried Twittering me?'

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

"We got custody of the Cat."

'I sentence you to nine consecutive life terms.'

Doggie Big Slurp

"Dear HBO, I don’t really find it funny to hear the phrase ‘cat litter’ used for comedic purposes..."

Cooking shows for dogs

"I'm sorry that Ted ever taught him to smoke. It's costing us a fortune!"

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'