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Skeleton playing fetch.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

Dog Jogger

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Goldie playing chess. Check.

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

"He's my discomfort animal."

Dog urinating on a work of art.

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

"You will be going on a long walk."

"We got custody of the Cat."

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

'I sentence you to nine consecutive life terms.'

Cooking shows for dogs

'There's a fly in my soup.'

"I'm sorry that Ted ever taught him to smoke. It's costing us a fortune!"

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

Doggie Big Slurp

"Dear HBO, I don’t really find it funny to hear the phrase ‘cat litter’ used for comedic purposes..."