Pet Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

'...And this is no man's land!'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Cat and mouse.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Doggy conductor

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

Free Range Golfers

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"He ran out of pee."

'I hate surprises!'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anatomy of a cat"

Marxist Elephant

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

#NoJunk

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

Dog Jogger

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'This is the last time I take the dog out for a walk!'

Goldie playing chess. Check.

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

Free Range Chicken.

Whoa, good thing you had an airbag!

"Alternative lifestyle."

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...