Humor-loving Pet Owners Pillows

Dog Jogger

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anatomy of a cat"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

#NoJunk

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."