Animal Comedy Lovers Mugs

"Don’t look at me. You’re the one who brought him the newspaper."

'Call me 'dear' one more time and I'm yanking those antlers out by the roots'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Dog traps the postman.

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

When Dogs Rule

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"He ran out of pee."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'Scary movie?'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'My mother was a real bitch!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"Bruno, sit."

Hog Futures

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!