Canine Comedy Lovers Mugs

"Attacking mail carriers, destroying gardens, fouling carpets, annoying neighbors. Impressive résumé, I must say."

If People Acted Like Dogs

Blind dog.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I'm working from home today."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Dog in love

Dog fetching clown shoes.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Pet Entertainers

Dog on a Shelf.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"He ran out of pee."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"And here are today's categories...."

When Dogs Rule

"Bruno, sit."

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"

Dog Realtor

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."