Canine Humor Lover Mugs

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Dog on a Shelf.

"I got detention for marking my territory in the playground at school Dad..."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I'm working from home today."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog in love

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Doggy conductor

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"He ran out of pee."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Scary movie?'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Anatomy of a cat"

Hog Futures

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"Bruno, sit."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."