Canine Comedy Lover Mugs

'For God's sake Duke...look noble!'

"The love is unconditional after you agree to the terms and conditions."

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"If this tree is so great, why doesn't he pee on it."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Beware the Dog

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'I tend to play practical jokes...'

I hear he's the underdog. I like that in a candidate.

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'Spit that homework out right now! You'll spoil your appetite.'

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

Mix Breed

'Of course I never take you out - I can't see you wanting to cock your leg in the park!'

Dog Building Dog Poo Wall

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

The Many Expressions of Penny

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I'm working from home today."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Dog in love

Dog on a Shelf.

Pet Entertainers

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"He ran out of pee."

When Dogs Rule

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Bruno, sit."