Canine Comedy Lovers Pillows

If People Acted Like Dogs

Blind dog.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I'm working from home today."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Dog in love

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Pet Entertainers

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog on a Shelf.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"And here are today's categories...."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"He ran out of pee."

When Dogs Rule

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Bruno, sit."

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Dog Realtor

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."