Comedy Canine Lover Pillows

"I'm working from home today."

'Let's act in turn, Mrs. Jones. Before we start teaching your little rascal not to bite the neighbours' kids we should teach him not to eat them.'

Dog in love

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Dog on a Shelf.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"He ran out of pee."

Pampered Pets.

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"Bruno, sit."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"The love is unconditional after you agree to the terms and conditions."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"New tricks CD Rom"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'For God's sake Duke...look noble!'

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

"Gesundheit!"

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

Dog urinating on a work of art.

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

Don't even think about it!

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."