Animal Lover Comedy Pillows

'He's still rushing his backswing. ... Swat him on the nose with the rolled-up newspaper...'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I'm working from home today."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Dog in love

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Dog traps the postman.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Scary movie?'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

Hog Futures

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Fowl!'

Working from Home

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le