Comical Animal Lover Pillows

Pampered Pets.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I'm working from home today."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Oh Hi!'

The americanisation of vulture.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Author does not do tricks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Dog in love

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.