Dog Lover Humorist Pillows

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

"He can't have chocolate, so I put his marshmallows in hot gravy."

All my owner says is "Heel, heel, heel" --- And then he wonders why I keep chewing on his shoe!

It's worse than you think - his tail's actually chasing him.

'Another 50 pound box of frozen steaks ... who's ordering this stuff?'

'Can it wait a couple of weeks?'

Dog attacking a cat's tail with a rake.

"How dare you say I am dogmatic!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"I'm working from home today."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Dog in love

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Dog on a Shelf.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Now turn your head and bark."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Dogs texting each other emojis

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le