Dog Lover Humorist Prints

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

"He can't have chocolate, so I put his marshmallows in hot gravy."

'Another 50 pound box of frozen steaks ... who's ordering this stuff?'

'Can it wait a couple of weeks?'

Dog attacking a cat's tail with a rake.

"How dare you say I am dogmatic!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"I'm working from home today."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Dog in love

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Now turn your head and bark."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Dog on a Shelf.

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Dogs texting each other emojis

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Dog leaving operating theatre in a hurry with a bone in his mouth

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.