Comedy Canine Lover Gifts

"I'm working from home today."

'Let's act in turn, Mrs. Jones. Before we start teaching your little rascal not to bite the neighbours' kids we should teach him not to eat them.'

Dog in love

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Dog on a Shelf.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"He ran out of pee."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Bruno, sit."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"The love is unconditional after you agree to the terms and conditions."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"New tricks CD Rom"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

'For God's sake Duke...look noble!'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

Dog urinating on a work of art.

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"Gesundheit!"

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

Don't even think about it!

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."

Northmont dog obedience school.