Comical Canine Lover Gifts

"New tricks CD Rom"

"I chase my tail, roll in stuff, howl at the moon. What kind of life is that?"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I'm working from home today."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog in love

Dog on a Shelf.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Balloon dog training

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"He ran out of pee."

Pampered Pets.

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"Bruno, sit."

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"The love is unconditional after you agree to the terms and conditions."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"Once again, Dave blew the date when his instincts got the better of his etiquette."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."