Dog Lover Humor Gifts

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Pecking order - pecking out of order.

'The £1000 fine is coming out of his dog food allowance.'

"It's called 'salad,' but it's really just a hunk of raw meat."

Oops! The ad does say "lampdog."

Duncan had no choice but to fake an orgasm with Dorothy's Doberman!

'The dog's going through changes.'

'I've got a dog and I'm worried that it might catch avian flu from a turkey and develop a new strain of caninebird flu that I might catch!...Have you got something I can take to stop that happening?'

Bridegroom escapes.

...wait a minute. It's not really National Hot Dog Day?!

"I'm working from home today."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog wearing a cone

Dog in love

Dog on a Shelf.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

"Get a life."

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

The bad news is, Fluffy ate the squeaker out of her toy. The good news is, it's going to sound hilarious coming out.