Humorous Dog Lover Gifts

"Seriously? You do not look like a William Arthur Huffington the Third to me! Methink this is a fake pedigree..."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was almost that last year."

"I'm working from home today."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog in love

Dog on a Shelf.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Balloon dog training

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"Get a life."

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"The love is unconditional after you agree to the terms and conditions."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"New tricks CD Rom"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'For God's sake Duke...look noble!'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

"And have various, random strangers scratch behind your ears four times daily."

"Don't make me beg."

Dogs playing strip poker.

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

Dog urinating on a work of art.

Don't even think about it!