Dog Lover Hilarity Gifts

"Oh, thank goodness! My food dish wasn't stolen. It was just being washed and refilled. Nevermind, officer."

'The sonar finds underwater structure. You watch out for surface structure.'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"I'm working from home today."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog in love

Dog on a Shelf.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Balloon dog training

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"Get a life."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"The love is unconditional after you agree to the terms and conditions."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"New tricks CD Rom"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'For God's sake Duke...look noble!'

"Don't make me beg."

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"And have various, random strangers scratch behind your ears four times daily."

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

Dogs playing strip poker.

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

Dog urinating on a work of art.

Don't even think about it!