Lover Of Dog Humor Gifts

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"...if my boss likes what he sees in here, you’ll be rolling in treats."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Shake! Good Dog."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Dog on a Shelf.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Balloon dog training

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"He ran out of pee."

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"Bruno, sit."

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

"Get a life."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"You say: It's nothing more than jealousy inspired backstabbing. I say: It's the fourth report of butt-sniffing I've had this week."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

The bad news is, Fluffy ate the squeaker out of her toy. The good news is, it's going to sound hilarious coming out.

"Go on. Throw the stick."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

'Tell me this isn't celery.'