Dog Lover With Humor Gifts

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

"Do we have an exit strategy?"

"I'm working from home today."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog in love

"Wow, what a DILF."

Dog on a Shelf.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"He ran out of pee."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"Bad dog!"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

A skinny dog with clown make up

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'I know how you feel.'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

The Haunted Dog House

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.