Animal Lover With Humor Mugs

Gwynnie Pig.

'Do you have something I can drop kick when I've had a bad day at the office?'

'A nice Merlot would go good with this.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Dog Dressed to Eat

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Scary movie?'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"He ran out of pee."

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Pampered Pets.

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Hog Futures

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

I've been doing sit-ups!

'It's her signature dish.'

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

'Fowl!'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."