Pet Lover With A Flair For Humor Gifts

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

Dog Dressed to Eat

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Wow, what a DILF."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

The Karate Kitten.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"He ran out of pee."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

A skinny dog with clown make up

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

'It's her signature dish.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

'I know how you feel.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

"Tonight I'm going to bury this sucker so far underground he'll never find it."