Pet Lover With A Flair For Humor Prints

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

Dog Dressed to Eat

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Wow, what a DILF."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

The Karate Kitten.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"He ran out of pee."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

A skinny dog with clown make up

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'It's her signature dish.'

'I know how you feel.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

Bad Dog

'Better get used to it. I was just appointed to nine life terms to the bench.'