Pet Lover With A Quirky Sense Of Humor Gifts

"He ran out of pee."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Wow, what a DILF."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Roget's Pet

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

A skinny dog with clown make up

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'It's her signature dish.'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"One more question. Would you mind if corporate implanted a chip between your shoulder blades?"

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'I know how you feel.'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'