Ironic Animal Enthusiast Mugs

"He wasn't really a bird lover, he just hated the thought of them perching on his head."

The Rooster Comedian.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Rogue elephant

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

Various Birds of Pray.

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

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"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"