Animal Comedy Aficionado Mugs

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

How long have I been wearing these? Ever since the day I tried to date that submarine.

Bunny express,

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

The Rooster Comedian.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Author does not do tricks."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'Oh Hi!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"