Animal Comedy Aficionado Prints

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

Bunny express,

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

The Rooster Comedian.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Author does not do tricks."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Oh Hi!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

The americanisation of vulture.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.