Canine Comedy Aficionado Prints

"You wanna take this o-u-t-s-i-d-e?"

Hounds of Heck!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"I'm working from home today."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Obedience School Graduation

His Master's Thesis.

Dog in love

Dogs life

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Wow, what a DILF."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"