Naturist With Humor Mugs

Glimpses One Dollar

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Try me/try me/try me...

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Pray for me.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Still no sign of life.'