Humorous Naturalist Mugs

'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

I told you we were late!

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Pray for me.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

Sperm Whale.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'My dentist recommended it.'