Ironic Ecologist Pillows

Capitalist tree hugger

'It's an extinction notice.'

Recycling bottle bank.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

This is where Brent council sends you

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

Cactus Huggers

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

Global Warming.

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Save the Files on the Cloud.

"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

"This material is 80% recycled."

There goes another one through the hole in the ozone layer.

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

"We're on the brink of extinction and best scientists can do is suggest we go from briefs to boxers."

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.