Environmentalist At Heart Pillows

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

'The government should never have put fluoride in the water.'

World water shortage

'If you put your ear to them you can hear the land.'

'Try not to think of it as a BOX, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Devil causing tusnami, hurricanes and earthquakes.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"It's off. The anti-passive smoking lobby, the Wood Conservation Society and the fire brigade have all filed complains."

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

A planet like ours - snake labelled 'toxic'.

'Don't worry, it's a whale-watching boat, not a whaling-ship ahead...'

'My wife feeds the birds! How much commitment to the environment do you people want from me?'

Nuclear Paste

"Another oil spill! More poor creatures that need crude oil carefully washed off their bodies!"

"You'll find a day in the sewage treatment plant will do wonders for you."

"Dad! I don't mind if you chase cars, but don't chase cyclists: they help the environment..."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'It's a great invention, but have you given any thought to the problem of ash disposal?'

'Do this is the 'Green' everyone is hyping in 'Go Green'?'

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

"You did a bang up job with 'fire' and'wheel'...what can you do with 'waste management'?"

The Little 3-D Printer that Could.

When I'm dead, I want to be composted!

'I told you that thing would mess up the environment!'

The unforgiving tree

A tree swing without a tree

This school's apathetic. No one wants to help. I hate to tell you, but you've got competition. Save our earth! Who? Follow me! Save our mall! Retail climate change is killing off our native stores/

Bio. Your paper on photosynthesis is due Wednesday. English. The quiz on Thoreau's nature writing is on Wednesday. History. Read the chapter on how frontier expansion affected the environment for Wednesday. Teachers have totally polluted Earth Day.

The Pond is Always Greener

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

In the First Place

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"