Faithful Environmentalist Pillows

"God! Please, help save the Earth!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I blame global warming!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Insect extinction

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.