Environmental Devotee Pillows

"Mr Trump said that he will provide evidence that global warming doesn't exist with an F-52 jet."

Politicians: we must stop the climate change!!

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Environmentalist

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Eco Princess

Honest Vending

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Noise Pollution

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Free Radicals.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Trees playing rootsie.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

The unforgiving tree

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."