Eco-conscious Advocate Pillows

Home Heating Oil

'Personally I'm more concerned about global war mongering.'

"I can't believe you paid for bottled water."

The Good News about the Ecological Disaster

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'If I'm not mistaken, Mayfield is a sewage treatment plant.'

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Your blood group is. . . slurry with the rhesus factor glyphosate?!"

The Environmentalist

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

100% carbon neutral

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

Vivienne Westwood

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"